GRANDGOOD

The Let’s Move! campaign wants you, middle schooler, to learn to dance like Bey, for the exercise, not the money. They’re gonna help you out by providing a media package that includes bilingual instructional videos, mp3s and inspirational pep talks from sponsoring CEOs. As an incentive you can – no, not get paid, but – you can sign your school up to get a shot at reppin on tv for your television market. How’s that for reward and glory? I’m in full support of this by the way. The prospect of having gym teachers nationwide instruct students on the proper way to do the running man to this swizzy beat is just further positive hip-hop indoctrination. We’ve come a long way from square dancing folks.