him: I hail that space
her: Really? Yeah, me too, cause it allows me to take more ownership over the piece yaknow? Like poetry…
him: [interrupts] Wait, what? No, I said I hate that space. Stop hearing what you wanna hear.
her: oh, well, yeah, that’s true too cause if you really wanna understand the artists’ perspective then…
him: [interrupts, noticeably] …although hate is probably a bit strong, maybe I’ll go with ‘tend to dislike’ instead. Hey, did you finish listening to Latifah’s old album? I wanna reference it in my article about the BET show
her: [Rolls her eyes, adjusts her top, wonders why he doesn’t take her seriously, wonders if her ears are dirty] Almost done, do you want to reference a particular song? They’re all, uhhh, kind of similar. I think Ladies First will be the most recognizeable…
him: shoot me an email, I’ll let you know
