Can’t help it. Feeling overwhelmed by need to express how these products are beginning to offend sensibilities. Not even sure this can be considered a product. More like wrapping toilet paper around your head and calling it a rad, naturally dissolving sweatband. I think I really gave it a shot too. But it’s been slowly building: cassette watches, turntables watches, mpc rings, mixtape magnets, vinyl coasters. Whats the deal? Can you say overcompensate? Maybe its time to rethink expressing your appreciation of analog. Just ’cause deep down inside you know you really didn’t mean to steal your best friends’ man doesn’t mean you need to get a pair of angel wings tattooed on your back. Likewise, if you enjoy vinyl, you might want to consider just listening to records. Just sayin’.